Going Big? Go Home!

My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"

I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"

And that's when the fight started...

Difference between a friend & a real friend?

A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.