What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
