Men are Dogs, Not Vice Versa | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 10 July 2016; Hits: 1308

Why does a dog lick himself?

He can't make a fist.

#jokes What did Eve wear? A fig leaf. OK... So what did Adam wear? A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

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Man who ejaculated in hotel staff's water bottle arrested

#WTF?! Guys whacks off in co-worker's water bottle, video goes viral, gets arrested. What did he expect? A raise? Community Policing (CP) members chased down and arrested a man who is believed to have masturbated and ejaculated into a hotel staff's water bottle as seen in a viral video.