Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
