Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...
