Outpatient Surgery

I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.

From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.