Why did Santa get arrested?
He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
