The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
Why shouldn't you cut suppositories in half?
They're supposed to be shoved up your ass whole.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
When I was 16, my dad sat me down and said, "Dick, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle about the price."