The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"
I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."
And that's when the fight started...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
