The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
