The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."
"I do"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
