The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
