The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
