The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"
And that's when the fight started...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.
