The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"
I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"
And that's when the fight started...
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
