The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
You should never make jokes about vaginas...
Period.
What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?
Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.
