The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?
Piece of cake.
