I Have One Question

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)

Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?

A Klondike Bar.