I Have One Question

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."

So he gave it to her.