Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
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New Zealand man found guilty of pulling out lovers' teeth during sex
#WTF?! Did he keep pliers by the bed when he pulled out her teeth? Or is that what he calls his Johnson? A New Zealand man has been found guilty of six charges stemming from accusations he pulled out his lovers’ teeth with a pair of pliers during sex.
Read more ...Man arrested after allegedly touching orangutan at Fresno Chaffee Zoo
#WTF?! A 24-year-old man was arrested for allegedly scaling a five-foot barrier at Fresno Chaffee Zoo to touch an orangutan.
Read more ...Westlake, Ohio couple arrested naked in bizarre incident
#WTF?! After an unclothed, alcohol-fueled night behind the wheel, naked couple arrested in Westlake. From their birthday suit to a prison jumpsuit... nice!
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