Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'
Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.