I Wanna Register To Attend

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.