I Wanna Register To Attend

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!

I wonder what she's doing nowadays?