I Wanna Register To Attend

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

Broke hooker to girlfriend while walking the streets together: "Lend me 10 bucks till I'm on my back again"