I Wanna Register To Attend

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.