I Wanna Register To Attend

Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

And that's when the fight started...