Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

 

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.