Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."

Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"

"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.