Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 21 August 2015

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How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 26 June 2015

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The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 01 January 2016

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 10 September 2017

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What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.