Dick Jokes


The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

So he shouts back: "Tits"

Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.

The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.