Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 15 June 2017

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My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 09 June 2017

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Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."

Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"

"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 20 November 2015

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What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 23 July 2017

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You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.