Dick Jokes


The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.