Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
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What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
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A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
So he shouts back: "Tits"
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Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
