Dick Jokes
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What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
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A cute young blonde goes to a radio station late one night and kocks on the door. The all-night D.J. lets her in and chats to her between songs. Pretty soon he starts getting really horny. Finally, he can't stand it any more. So he rolls his chair over in front of her, stands on it, takes out his dick and sticks it right in her face. He looks down at her and says, "You know what to do!"
She looks up at him and says, "I-I think so." He says, "Then go ahead."
She grabs it and screams into it, "I just want to say hello to Terry and Holly and the whole gang at Matt's Grill."
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What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
