What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
