What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
This year I didn't buy her anything..
When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's when the fight started...
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
