What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
