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It's Like That Movie Scream

Created: 07 April 2016
Hits: 2266

I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.

Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.

Karma Is A Bitch

Created: 06 April 2016
Hits: 2586

A woman yells out, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!" Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."

To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

Cover Your Ears

Created: 05 April 2016
Hits: 3239

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

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I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.

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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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