Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
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A woman yells out, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!" Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"
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How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.