Outside The Clinic | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 03 November 2014; Hits: 2279

What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.

#jokes My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you…

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