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Best Type Of Birth Control

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What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

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That Big? Really?

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

A Visit To The Hardware Store

A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the hardware store, picks out the hinges, and pays for them. As she is leaving the clerk realizes that she didn't get a screw for the hinge and says "Hey! Do you want a screw for that hinge?"

She looks at him and says "No..,. but I'll blow you for a microwave"

Messing Up A Good Thing

Do you know what 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.