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Best Type Of Birth Control

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What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

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A Simple Plan

What did the dick say to the balls?

You guys hang around here while I go inside.

Another Problem To Solve

Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.

Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?

A Change of Habit

Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."

One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"

"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."