Best Type Of Birth Control

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?

Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.