Best Type Of Birth Control

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.