Now That's A Mess | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 11 May 2016; Hits: 1007

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!

Angry Burger King customer arrested for Michael Douglas movie reference

#WTF?! Man threatens to shoot gun in fast food restaurant mimicking movie scene. In the 1993 movie “Falling Down,” Michael Douglas plays a downtrodden divorcee who shoots a gun inside a fast-food restaurant after being told he can’t have breakfast because he’s too late.

Texas Woman Finds Cocaine In Granola Bar

#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.