Now That's A Mess | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 11 May 2016; Hits: 1612

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

#jokes A guy and his date were parked on lovers lane at the top of a hill overlooking the city. Just as he made his…

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Woman's breast implants held 1.5kg of cocaine, say Colombian airport police

#WTF?! A Honduran woman carrying 3 pounds of liquid cocaine in breast implants arrested at the airport in Colombia’s capital. Imagine doing the motor-boat on that babe!