I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
