I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."
I said: "Yeah, but I do."
And that's when the fight started...
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
