Now That's A Mess | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 11 May 2016; Hits: 1263

I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.

There was soup everywhere!

#jokes The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me." The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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Alaska 737 returns to Seattle after napping worker awakes in cargo hold

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