I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
