I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
