I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?
I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
