My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
