My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
A chicken and and egg are lying in bed.
The chicken begins to light up a cigarette.
The egg says: "Well... I guess that answers that question."
