My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
