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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

After I'm Gone

Created: 10 September 2016
Hits: 2504

I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."

"I do"

And that's when the fight started...

So That's How It Happened

Created: 05 September 2016
Hits: 2122

I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"

She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."

And that's when the fight started...

I'd Like To Point This Out

Created: 30 August 2016
Hits: 2642

My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

So I did - the middle one.

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

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The guy says, "Are you kiddin'? No way I can leave. If I stood up I couldn't walk. In fact, I'm so drunk, I don't even know who I'm screwin'."

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