And that's when the fight started...

Created: 10 September 2016

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I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."

"I do"

And that's when the fight started...

Created: 05 September 2016

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I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"

She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."

And that's when the fight started...

Created: 30 August 2016

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My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.

So I did - the middle one.

And that's when the fight started...