What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
