What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
My buddy was jerking off way too much, so he went to a shrink. Good move. So far he's been able to control his compulsive masturbating. Now he doesn't jerk off nearly as much. He says it feels like he got a huge load off his chest.