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Gagged!
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Chihuahua Drunk On Smirnoff Vodka Adds To His Owner's Criminal Woes
#WTF?! A drunk Chihuahua compounds its owner's criminal troubles. Talk about "hair of the dog that bit ya!" Thomas Bloedel, 44, was arrested Thursday after he was found to be drunk behind the wheel of his 2014 Subaru Outback. Bloedel slammed the SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home.
Read more ...Woman Arrested For Sex With Dog After Video Goes Viral
#WTF?! A woman was jailed for having sex with a dog. The dog, possibly named Lucky, was not charged. Cops raided Amy Graves’ home following a tip off about video footage found online showing the alleged vile session. We did not see the video but suspect Snoop Dogg's "Doggystyle" may have been the background music.
Read more ...Texan Nabbed For Lewd Encounter With A Fence
#WTF?! Seems a man can find love, albeit fleetingly, with a chain link fence. So many holes, so little time... 'til the cops show up! Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbor reported witnessing the naked 32-year-old “having sex with a fence” that separates their Austin properties. Not a neighbor you'd want to borrow a cup of sugar from!
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