What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
If my son farts or has his hands down his pants, my wife smiles and says, “Like father, like son!”
Yesterday we caught him screwing the neighbor, but for some reason it wasn’t so funny when I said it.
