What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
And that's when the fight started...
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
