What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
