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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

At The Cattle Auction

Created: 25 July 2017
Hits: 2732

My wife was amazed to read about a farmer who claimed he sold a cow with a pussy like a woman for $10,000.

I told her: "That's not amazing, that's irony. Here I am with you... a pussy like a cow, and you ain't worth shit."

And that's when the fight started...

 

You Don't Stand A Chance

Created: 21 July 2017
Hits: 2642

My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."

And that's when the fight started...

The Voice of Experience

Created: 16 July 2017
Hits: 2733

Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"

Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."

And that's when the fight started...

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