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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Another Perspective On Marriage

Created: 20 May 2017
Hits: 1709

I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"

She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."

And that's when the fight started...

The Time Is Now

Created: 12 May 2017
Hits: 1985

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Best If Used By

Created: 30 April 2017
Hits: 2080

Wife asks her spouse: "What are you doing?" Her husband says: "Nothing." So she presses him: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for the last hour."

He tells her: "Well... yeah... I was looking for the expiration date."

And that's when the fight started...

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