And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.

She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.

And that's when the fight started...