Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why was the nearsighted fly starving?

He couldn't see shit.

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

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I was scewing my wife when suddenly I stopped and didn't move. She asked: "What are you doing?"

I told her: "I saw this online on a porn site. It's called buffering"

And that's when the fight started...

I overheard my girlfriend on the phone say to her friend she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day.

Hope she finds someone nice.

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

See What I Mean?