Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Why was the nearsighted fly starving?

He couldn't see shit.

Honeymoon morning after. Wife: "You're a lousy lover."

Husband: "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?

Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.

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A guy pulls up to a little girl playing on the sidewalk and says, "Hey, little girl, want a lollipop?"

The girls says "My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers. But if you give me twenty bucks, I'll suck your dick."

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

The captain's log.

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

See What I Mean?