Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Teacher to the class: "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
So Little Johnny raises his hand: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher said looked puzzled but answered: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Little Johnny answered: "Then I have definitely crapped my pants."
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Grandpa always told me don’t watch your money watch your health. So one day, while I'm watching my health, someone stole my money.
It was grandpa.
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Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"
Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."