Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Two old folks were flirting at a senior's singles mingle. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a romantic night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replied shyly, "Depends... ."
"Depends on what?" he asked. "On my ass -- where else?!"
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I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...