Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....
