Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...
Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!
- Billy
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
