Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
A woman asks the pharmacist if he carries extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait for the next guy that buys a box?"
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
