Turn It Off! | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 22 May 2016; Hits: 1091

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

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#WTF?! A woman who thought she was pregnant has been left devastated after her 'baby bump' turned out to be an 11lb tumor.

Angry Burger King customer arrested for Michael Douglas movie reference

#WTF?! Man threatens to shoot gun in fast food restaurant mimicking movie scene. In the 1993 movie “Falling Down,” Michael Douglas plays a downtrodden divorcee who shoots a gun inside a fast-food restaurant after being told he can’t have breakfast because he’s too late.

Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall

#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...