What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?
A virgin.
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
