Every Frickin' Joke
Done But Not Retired
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What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
And I Don't Mean The Stork
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What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
Facts About The Big City
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The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
Not His Type
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An Italian guy Luigi goes up to his neighbor Tony and says, "Hey, Tony... lemme ax you a question. You like-a woman with-a big, sloppy tits, that droop-a down this-a far?" Tony says, "No."
Luigi says, "Hokay. Now, lemme ax you another question. You like-a woman with-a big-a huge-a ass like a dump truck?" Tony says, "Hell, no."
Luigi then says, "Now lemme ax you one more question. You like-a woman with-a big, thick-a mustache and she's-a all the time smell like-a garlic?"
Tony says, "What-a you, crazy?"
Luigi says, "Then why you fuck-a my wife?"
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