Every Frickin' Joke
Can You Tell The Difference?
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Susie is 16. She comes home at 2 in the morning, with her mom waiting up mad as hell.
She says "Mom, I was with Johnny, I love him." Her mother says, "It's not love, it's infatuation."
Susie says, "But I blew him and then he fucked me in the ass."
Her mother says, "That's infatuation. When he fucks you in the ass and then you blow him... that's love."
Advice For Gardeners
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.
Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.
How You Grow The Franchise
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2691
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Advice For Parents
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2113
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
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