Dick's Jokes
On The Bus
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3480
A punk rocker type boards a bus. He's wearing a leather vest and pants, studded collar and cuffs, and he's sporting an 8" mohawk hairdo in a rainbow of colors.
An old guy just stares at him. Finally the punk looks over at the old guy and says: "What'sa matter old man. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
The old guy looks back and says: "Yeah... I fucked a parrot one time. Thought you might be my kid."
She Interrupted The Game
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2808
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
Moaning And Groaning
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 3580
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
A Very Special Valentine
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2909
I was talking to my buddy on the phone when my wife walked in. It being Valentine's day she must have been curious when she heard me say:
"I gotta tell ya... I really spoiled her today..."
So with her curiosity running wild she continued to eavesdrop and heard the rest.
"First I bought her a lovely new scent.
Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body.
And then I did the hoovering and the dusting.
Man, I really love that car."
And that's when the fight started...
Sex Change
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 3185
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
One Difference Between Men And Women
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2830
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
Shove It!
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 3425
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
No Greater Feeling
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 3359
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Put It On My Bill
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 2859
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
A Natural Reaction
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 2713
A wife went to see a therapist. "I've got a big problem. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely normal. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
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