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Women Are A Mystery

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Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

Ding Dong

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The bell rings at a whorehouse.

The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"

He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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Snowman!

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?

Snowballs.

It's Obvious When You Think About It

What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

Making Love

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"