Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?
Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.
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The bell rings at a whorehouse.
The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"
He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"