Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why can't a woman ever be satisfied?

Because no man has a dick made out of chocolate that shoots money.

The bell rings at a whorehouse.

The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"

He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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One night I came home a little late and very drunk. There was my wife standing there holding a broom

Thinking fast (maybe too fast) I said: "Are you still cleaning or are you going for a ride?"

And that's when the fight started...

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Women Are A Mystery