Dick Jokes

Created: 04 December 2016

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Little Johnny's dad was sitting on the edge of the bed rolling on a condom about to give some to the old lady. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking around at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he tells the kid.

Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"

Created: 01 December 2016

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I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

Created: 26 November 2016

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What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?

A crack whore.