Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 12 October 2015

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I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"

She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."

And that's when the fight started...

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 15 June 2015

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My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 25 March 2016

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Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. One day they awoke to a particularly severe heat wave. As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.”

“That I only married you for your money.”

And that's when the fight started...

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 05 April 2017

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I came home from work to find my wife in tears. She told me her mom had passed away. Then she asked: "What do you think? Should we cremate her or bury her?"

I told her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."

And that's when the fight started...