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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Old School Feminism

Created: 16 June 2017
Hits: 2883

My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.

I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."

And that's when the fight started...

Can You Hear What I'm Seeing?

Created: 12 June 2017
Hits: 2710

My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"

I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."

And that's when the fight started...

Perception Is Reality

Created: 07 June 2017
Hits: 2901

My wife wanted  to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."

I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."

And that's when the fight started....

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