How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
