And that's when the fight started...

Created: 10 March 2015

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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.  

I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"

And that's when the fight started...

Created: 01 March 2015

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

Created: 23 February 2015

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My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...