A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Boring!

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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.  

I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"

And that's when the fight started...

Women Are Emotional

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

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Get Back In The Kitchen!

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My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Not Quite A Dozen Roses

My wife and I went to counseling to improve our marriage. While attending one session dealing with communication, the counselor instructed: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

Looking at me she said: "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I looked over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

And that's when the fight started...

Wanna Good Time?

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

A gang bang.

A Pop Quiz

Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!