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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Pay Back Is A Bitch

Created: 04 July 2015
Hits: 1949

I was furious when I found our joint checking account was empty. When I confronted my wife all she said was, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" I shot back.

"In bed," she told me, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now... it's my turn."

And that's when the fight started...

A Real Romantic

Created: 29 June 2015
Hits: 2380

I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

And that's when the fight started...

Sex Tape

Created: 22 June 2015
Hits: 2361

My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.

I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."

And that's when the fight started...

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