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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

What's That In Your Pants

Created: 15 June 2015
Hits: 3090

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

Like The Back Of My Hand...

Created: 10 June 2015
Hits: 2593

We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"

I told her: "The back of my hand."

And that's when the fight started...

Hide Your Cows!

Created: 04 June 2015
Hits: 3020

My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"

And that's when the fight started...

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