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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Settling the Same Sex Marriage Debate

Created: 25 July 2015
Hits: 3123

My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"

She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."

And that's when the fight started...

Only Fools Fall In Love

Created: 20 July 2015
Hits: 2839

My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

And that's when the fight started...

Not A Total Loss

Created: 16 July 2015
Hits: 3211

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

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