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Advice For Gardeners

Created: 21 April 2017
Hits: 1975

Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.

Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.

Advice For Parents

Created: 19 April 2017
Hits: 1824

You don't have to vaccinate all your children.

Just the ones you want to keep.

And I Don't Mean The Stork

Created: 17 April 2017
Hits: 2334

What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?

Her feet.

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What's a platonic relationship?

That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her. 

A Case Of Beer

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.

And that's when the fight started...

Life is A Circus

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

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