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Advice For Gardeners

Created: 21 April 2017
Hits: 2707

Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.

Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.

Advice For Parents

Created: 19 April 2017
Hits: 2448

You don't have to vaccinate all your children.

Just the ones you want to keep.

And I Don't Mean The Stork

Created: 17 April 2017
Hits: 2919

What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?

Her feet.

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Scratch 'n Sniff

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

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What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

Like Old Stinky Cheese

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."

She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"

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