Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.
Then tell your family you're going to mix it in their food if they don't get off their lazy asses and go outside and yank up the goddamned crabgrass.
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You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
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What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.