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Drop The Coin Right Into The Slot

Created: 06 June 2016
Hits: 3093

A couple is in divorce court to decide on custody of their child. The judge asks each one to give a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.

The wife says, "Well I carried this child around in me for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me." Then the judge turns to the husband and asks the same question.

The husband replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now, tell me, who does the drink belong to -- me or the machine"

It's Always in a Bar

Created: 03 June 2016
Hits: 2930

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"

Ol' Grandpa At It Again

Created: 30 May 2016
Hits: 2751

Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.

He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

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Good Thing He Had His Eyes Open

A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.

His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"

Not A Fair Trade

My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"

And that's when the fight started...

Storm's A Comin'

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

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