One For Just About Everything | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 May 2017; Hits: 1280

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.

#jokes A guy and his date were parked on lovers lane at the top of a hill overlooking the city. Just as he made his…

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Ohio Man Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!