If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
