If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
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- #jokes The House Dictates the Policy: How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the ti…
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KFC customer claims he was served deep-fried rat!
#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!
Read more ...Man Dies Under 6-Ton Pile of Porn Mags
#WTF?! Porn kills! At least it did a lonely Japanese man crushed under his 6-ton magazine collection. Joji, a 50-year old Japanese porn addict is now dead. Members of the cleaning staff had found his lifeless body under an enormous collection of dirty magazines. Apparently he REALLY took his dirty little secret to his grave... so to speak.
Read more ...Parents arrested after allegedly making daughter live in woods for eating Pop-Tart
#WTF?! SC couple has been arrested for banishing their daughter to the woods for eating a Pop-Tart. Their main offense? Failing to provide her with breadcrumbs to leave a trail home.
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