What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
Sign on the whorehouse door: Out to lunch. Beat it.
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."