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Romance Is Not Dead

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What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

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Can Lawyers Swim?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

All The Same

My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."

She said: "You miss them all."

And that's when the fight started...

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Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.

She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.