Romance Is Not Dead

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.

The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."

The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.