Romance Is Not Dead

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.