Romance Is Not Dead

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?

When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.

Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"

Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."

How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.