Ol' Grandpa At It Again

Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.

He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

What happened to the depressed dyslexic?

He threw himself behind the bus.

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."