Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.
He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.