Ol' Grandpa At It Again

Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.

He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat!