Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.
He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.
The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."
He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!