Ol' Grandpa At It Again

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Last Christmas grandpa surprised eveyone and made snow angels.

He skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

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Here's Dick Johnson's secret to a happy marriage.

Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.