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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Going Big? Go Home!

Created: 31 January 2016
Hits: 2939

My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"

I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"

And that's when the fight started...

Tough Times Call For One Thing...

Created: 13 January 2016
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My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.

No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.

And that's when the fight started...

I thought girls never fart, or poop!

Created: 30 December 2015
Hits: 3342

My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"

She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."

And that's when the fight started...

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