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And that's when the fight started...

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Wicked Witch

Created: 24 February 2016
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One night I came home a little late and very drunk. There was my wife standing there holding a broom

Thinking fast (maybe too fast) I said: "Are you still cleaning or are you going for a ride?"

And that's when the fight started...

One Difference Between Men And Women

Created: 18 February 2016
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My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"

I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"

And that's when the fight started...

Why Don't You Kiss Me Like That?

Created: 08 February 2016
Hits: 2649

I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.

"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"

And that's when the fight started...

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