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I'm just sayin... that's all.

Do I Know You?

Created: 07 May 2016
Hits: 2317

My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

A Night On The Town

Created: 13 April 2016
Hits: 2557

My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"

So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."

And that's when the fight started...

I Always Wonder Why

Created: 10 April 2016
Hits: 2131

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

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