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The Four Seasons

Created: 08 May 2015
Hits: 3946

A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."

He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."

Best Type Of Birth Control

Created: 07 May 2015
Hits: 2956

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

Please Don't Disturb The Peace

Created: 05 May 2015
Hits: 2971

A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

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One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

Advice For Pet Owners

What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?

Kill your cat.

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What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

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