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The Four Seasons

Created: 08 May 2015
Hits: 3448

A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."

He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."

Best Type Of Birth Control

Created: 07 May 2015
Hits: 2547

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

Please Don't Disturb The Peace

Created: 05 May 2015
Hits: 2550

A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

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A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

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