Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."
He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."
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What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
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A guy goes in to see an optometrist.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."