My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said great, we should hold auditions for her part.
And that's when the fight started...
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NYPD hunting for man who stuffed bag of feces down woman’s pants
#WTF?! A man seen stuffing a bag of feces down a woman's pants is not your everyday occurrence. So the New York City Police Department is appealing to the public for help after this bizarre and disturbing assault was caught on camera.
Read more ...Texan Nabbed For Lewd Encounter With A Fence
#WTF?! Seems a man can find love, albeit fleetingly, with a chain link fence. So many holes, so little time... 'til the cops show up! Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbor reported witnessing the naked 32-year-old “having sex with a fence” that separates their Austin properties. Not a neighbor you'd want to borrow a cup of sugar from!
Read more ...Woman's breast implants held 1.5kg of cocaine, say Colombian airport police
#WTF?! A Honduran woman carrying 3 pounds of liquid cocaine in breast implants arrested at the airport in Colombia’s capital. Imagine doing the motor-boat on that babe!
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