What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke.
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.
