What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
After dinner last night my wife looked at me with those eyes of hers and sweetly asked: "Honey, is it OK if we change positions tonight?" "Sure" I replied.
"Great" She said, "You do the dishes and I'll go sit on the couch and fart!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
