What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."
The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"
So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."
