What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
My wife asked me: "Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start to sing?"
I told her: "I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating you."
And that's when the fight started...
