What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
