What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
