What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
