What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"
Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."
And that's when the fight started...
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
