Why Santa Doesn't Have Children

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.

Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"