Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."
The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.