Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.