Good banter, eh?
A guy was organizing his cards for Valentine's Day and realized he made a huge mistake!
"For fucks sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her."
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
