Good banter, eh?
How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
