Anyone remember whistle tips? It's that wooo-wooo!
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?
Husband: "Yeah why?"
"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
