Anyone remember whistle tips? It's that wooo-wooo!
When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."
When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"
And that's when the fight started...
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
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