Anyone remember whistle tips? It's that wooo-wooo!
What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
