Anyone remember whistle tips? It's that wooo-wooo!
What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.
What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?
Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
